This is an interesting show. Sword Art Online deals with a lot of real world situations. Many of which are intense and uncomfortable to talk about within civilized company. One of those that I am going to split in half to describe and analyze. Season 1 and 2. The show had a total of 25 episodes. Each episode being the anime norm of being about 22 minutes long. Lets get right into it shall we?
Season 1:
The show is about a virtual reality MMO called Sword Art Online(SAO). Our hero Kirito is a teenager who was a part of the Beta Testing for SAO and as such started the game with a slight advantage over the others. That first day of SAO coming out everyone logged on, but soon realized they couldn't log out. The creator of the game shows up and tells everyone about the world he created. He wanted to play a real game with the players. Their virtual reality helmets would kill them if they died in the game. If someone in the real world attempted to remove the helmets that would also kill them. The only way to leave the game would be to beat it. Thus starts us off. Clans are created, relationships are formed, people start into various roles within the world. Some people develop their fighting skills to advance level by level to attempt to beat the game. Some people develop other skills such as smithing, cooking, fishing, etc. People start to settle into the new world, some resent it, others relish in it. Kirito decides to remain as a loner. He joins up with some people here and there, but all of his experiences teach him the dangers of working with others. I don't want to talk too much about Kirito's specific experiences because I don't think I could talk about them without giving away spoilers. Characters die here and there in the show. At one point Kirito even has to solve a murder mystery which was rather interesting. 2 years pass throughout all of season 1. But the main theme in it all is Loss. Loss of life, loss of love, loss of friendship, loss of family, etc. Kirito eventually falls in love and they get married within the game perimeters, but additionally pledge love out of game as well. Season 1 ends with the end of the game and everyone being released.
Season 2:
But wait, not everyone got out after all. Kirito's love is one of 300 who for whatever reason didn't get out of the game. We learn of Kirito's family life and what happened over the last few years while he was in a game coma. Kirito learns that his love is trapped within a new VRMMO called Alfheim. So he joins the game. (He can log out from this one. So it is constantly his quest to find her, and his home life). He learns he has to pretty much beat this new game to get to her. So he starts off on that quest. This season talks a lot about rape and sex. His love is betrothed in real life to this man who constantly talks about how is planning on taking advantage of her while she is in the coma. Kirito is also rushed on time to save her because the wedding will be soon. He meets up with a character who is unbeknownst to him and her, his sister. She falls in love with him, not knowing he is her brother. They travel to find his love. He never specifies exactly why he is trying to beat the game and doesn't reveal his loves name till much later. Stuff happens, Kirito gets shanked in real life. More stuff happens. Happy ending.
I absolutely loved season 1. I didn't like season 2 very much at all. As such I cannot give 1 score for the show as a whole. But Season 1 gets to receive a 10.5 out of 11. And Season 2 gets the unfortunate score of 3 out of 11.
If at some point you have a suggestion on what shows I should review or watch leave me a message.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Avatar: The Last Airbender
This is an American Anime that started back in 2005 on Nickelodeon and did quite well. So well in fact that later in 2010 a live action movie of season 1 would be created and directed by M. Night Shyamalan (this of course was a mistake, but we will get into that in a bit). The show had 3 seasons or as the show calls them, "books." Each season is 20 episodes with the exception of the 3rd season which had 21. Each episode is about 22 minutes long. It should be noted that this show won multiple awards throughout its run. The show also has a sequel that started last year in 2012 called The Legend of Korra. But seeing as this is a separate show and The Legend of Korra is currently still going I will focus only on Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Every episode starts with a short explanation of the show. (The first episodes is slightly different but all the rest are like this) It goes as follows.
"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world."
Book 1: Water- is set mostly within the remaining Water Nations.
Book 2: Earth- is set mostly within the still fairly strong Earth Nation.
Book 3: Fire- is set (yep you guessed correctly) mostly within the dominating Fire Nation.
Many characters are met throughout the series but the main ones are: Kitara, a waterbender, age 14, she is the narrator for the opening sequence; Sokka, Kitara's awkward 15 year old brother who aspires to be fighter despite his lack of bending abilities; Aang, he is the hero of the story, (he is the last airbender...kinda) he is 12 and yet has mastered air-bending. The story talks about how some people can bend the various elements, however they can only bend one. That is why the Avatar is special, he can control and bend all 4 elements. Unfortunately for Aang and possibly the world, he only knows airbending. The book titles also correspond to the element that Aang primarily starts learning/practicing at that time. Kitara, while only an adept herself takes on the role of Aang's water-bending teacher and the two develop their skills together. In book two they meet a blind, yet master skilled earthbender named Toph. She becomes his earthbending teacher. And I won't ruin the story by revealing anything about his fire-bending lessons. There are also 2 animals/characters that travel alongside the heros. Momo is a winged lemur who is used as a comical device in many episodes. And Appa the flying bison which fly the heros along their journey.
Those are the heros, now for the villains and "villains." Zuko a young firebender has been tasked by his father Firelord Ozai to find and capture the Avatar to restore his honor. Alongside him is his uncle Iroh who used to be a legend of a general for the Fire Nation. But he has since grown contemplative and lazy seeming. But Iroh throughout the show reveals his wisdom in most cases, explaining things like honor, love, and the truth behind the universe. My favorite episode deals with Iroh, but I will get into that later. Firelord Ozai of course is one of the main bad guys, and spoiler he is the "Final Boss." And the bat-shit crazy Azula, Zuko's extremely volatile and powerful firebending sister.
Throughout the show they reveal many things about bending. Like how the purest form of firebending is lightning-bending. Earthbenders could learn to metal-bend. And waterbenders can plant-bend and more insanely is the blood-bending where you literally control and force a living being's body to move to your will.
Now when I was a kid we had an Xbox and we had the game Azurik: Rise of Perathia. Now this game didn't do terribly well. But my brothers and myself really enjoyed it. It is a good game. The game came out in 2002. Azurik has some similarities that i noticed immediately when watching the show. Because Azurik like Aang can control the 4 elements. Azurik like Aang had to travel to the various elemenal realms and learn how to fully access his abilities.
So the show Avatar: The Last Airbender is a fantastic show. I would and generally do recommend it to people a lot. Its good a good American Anime that shows cultural differences and prejudice along with ideals of friendship and the power a single person could hold. The 3rd season is my overall least favorite, but the last 4 episodes make up the big ending and it is absolutely fantastic ending. I give the whole show a 10 out of 11. I give the last 4 episodes (which were aired all at once as a movie like ending, of which I still consider it to be like a single long episode) a solid 11 out of 11.
Now for the unfortunate live action movie. The movie is artistic. M. Night Shyamalan definitely took his artistic rights and went with them. But in all he failed. I really wanted the movie to be good. I was so excited to see it when I first found out it was going to come out. But boy was I let down. Firstly they changed the pronunciation of the character names to bring them closer to their Japanese originality. The problem with this is that the show was not Japanese. It was an American Anime, so there was no translation that changed them. This was also the time when 3D was hitting us full on in the face. This being mostly due to Avatar having come out only a few months previous(Avatar with the blue aliens and the planet Pandora). The Last Airbender was not filmed in 3D, so it didn't translate terribly well into 3D. But that is what he chose to do. There are a whole bunch of other issues I had with the movie but rather than bore you with details I will just leave you with my verdict. A measly 4 out of 11.
Oh I almost forgot to talk about my favorite episode of the series. Book 2 Episode 15, Tales of Ba Sing Se. This episode separates the various characters into their own individual stories of their relaxation time. But its Iroh's story that I love. I should preface this with the fact that Iroh gets me to cry every time I watch it. I am even getting a little choked up just thinking of the episode. I should also say Spoiler Alert. This episode shows the sincerity of the man. This man who was once General of the Fire Nation armies. He was a warrior, he probably killed hundreds of people. But he teaches a mugger a valuable lesson, cheers up a crying child, then finally has a memorial for his dead son. He sings a beautiful song in memorial. The song was also a memorial to Mako Iwamatsu, who had died. Mako was the original voice actor for Iroh. I have yet to this day seen an episode that touches the heart like this episode. I am not a person who tears come easily to. I can literally count the number of occasions and things that have ever made me cry on 1 hand(childhood not including, with 4 older brothers things happen) And Iroh singing "Leaves From the Vine" gets me to tears every time.
Every episode starts with a short explanation of the show. (The first episodes is slightly different but all the rest are like this) It goes as follows.
"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world."
Book 1: Water- is set mostly within the remaining Water Nations.
Book 2: Earth- is set mostly within the still fairly strong Earth Nation.
Book 3: Fire- is set (yep you guessed correctly) mostly within the dominating Fire Nation.
Many characters are met throughout the series but the main ones are: Kitara, a waterbender, age 14, she is the narrator for the opening sequence; Sokka, Kitara's awkward 15 year old brother who aspires to be fighter despite his lack of bending abilities; Aang, he is the hero of the story, (he is the last airbender...kinda) he is 12 and yet has mastered air-bending. The story talks about how some people can bend the various elements, however they can only bend one. That is why the Avatar is special, he can control and bend all 4 elements. Unfortunately for Aang and possibly the world, he only knows airbending. The book titles also correspond to the element that Aang primarily starts learning/practicing at that time. Kitara, while only an adept herself takes on the role of Aang's water-bending teacher and the two develop their skills together. In book two they meet a blind, yet master skilled earthbender named Toph. She becomes his earthbending teacher. And I won't ruin the story by revealing anything about his fire-bending lessons. There are also 2 animals/characters that travel alongside the heros. Momo is a winged lemur who is used as a comical device in many episodes. And Appa the flying bison which fly the heros along their journey.
Those are the heros, now for the villains and "villains." Zuko a young firebender has been tasked by his father Firelord Ozai to find and capture the Avatar to restore his honor. Alongside him is his uncle Iroh who used to be a legend of a general for the Fire Nation. But he has since grown contemplative and lazy seeming. But Iroh throughout the show reveals his wisdom in most cases, explaining things like honor, love, and the truth behind the universe. My favorite episode deals with Iroh, but I will get into that later. Firelord Ozai of course is one of the main bad guys, and spoiler he is the "Final Boss." And the bat-shit crazy Azula, Zuko's extremely volatile and powerful firebending sister.
Throughout the show they reveal many things about bending. Like how the purest form of firebending is lightning-bending. Earthbenders could learn to metal-bend. And waterbenders can plant-bend and more insanely is the blood-bending where you literally control and force a living being's body to move to your will.
Now when I was a kid we had an Xbox and we had the game Azurik: Rise of Perathia. Now this game didn't do terribly well. But my brothers and myself really enjoyed it. It is a good game. The game came out in 2002. Azurik has some similarities that i noticed immediately when watching the show. Because Azurik like Aang can control the 4 elements. Azurik like Aang had to travel to the various elemenal realms and learn how to fully access his abilities.
So the show Avatar: The Last Airbender is a fantastic show. I would and generally do recommend it to people a lot. Its good a good American Anime that shows cultural differences and prejudice along with ideals of friendship and the power a single person could hold. The 3rd season is my overall least favorite, but the last 4 episodes make up the big ending and it is absolutely fantastic ending. I give the whole show a 10 out of 11. I give the last 4 episodes (which were aired all at once as a movie like ending, of which I still consider it to be like a single long episode) a solid 11 out of 11.
Now for the unfortunate live action movie. The movie is artistic. M. Night Shyamalan definitely took his artistic rights and went with them. But in all he failed. I really wanted the movie to be good. I was so excited to see it when I first found out it was going to come out. But boy was I let down. Firstly they changed the pronunciation of the character names to bring them closer to their Japanese originality. The problem with this is that the show was not Japanese. It was an American Anime, so there was no translation that changed them. This was also the time when 3D was hitting us full on in the face. This being mostly due to Avatar having come out only a few months previous(Avatar with the blue aliens and the planet Pandora). The Last Airbender was not filmed in 3D, so it didn't translate terribly well into 3D. But that is what he chose to do. There are a whole bunch of other issues I had with the movie but rather than bore you with details I will just leave you with my verdict. A measly 4 out of 11.
Oh I almost forgot to talk about my favorite episode of the series. Book 2 Episode 15, Tales of Ba Sing Se. This episode separates the various characters into their own individual stories of their relaxation time. But its Iroh's story that I love. I should preface this with the fact that Iroh gets me to cry every time I watch it. I am even getting a little choked up just thinking of the episode. I should also say Spoiler Alert. This episode shows the sincerity of the man. This man who was once General of the Fire Nation armies. He was a warrior, he probably killed hundreds of people. But he teaches a mugger a valuable lesson, cheers up a crying child, then finally has a memorial for his dead son. He sings a beautiful song in memorial. The song was also a memorial to Mako Iwamatsu, who had died. Mako was the original voice actor for Iroh. I have yet to this day seen an episode that touches the heart like this episode. I am not a person who tears come easily to. I can literally count the number of occasions and things that have ever made me cry on 1 hand(childhood not including, with 4 older brothers things happen) And Iroh singing "Leaves From the Vine" gets me to tears every time.
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Dollhouse
Dollhouse is one of many Fox network's unfortunate cancellations. Joss Whedon created the show and it first came out early 2009 and was canceled near the end of that same year. The series was allowed 2 seasons with a total of 27 episodes if you count the unaired pilot. Each episode is about 45 minutes.
Dollhouse is about a secret business known as the Dollhouse which caters to the rich and powerful. The Dollhouse uses its dolls to fulfill the fantasies that these rich people have. The dolls are people who have signed their lives away for 5 years. After that time they will be returned to normal with more money then they could even dream for. During those 5 years their minds are wiped and they are turned into living dolls. These dolls can be programmed like a computer with memories, skills, abilities, and personality traits. For example, you want a beautiful woman who knows how to fence, likes to dance, and knows some amazing sexual techniques. They can do that. It should be noted that one of the things most people have a problem with is the fact the dolls main purpose is to essentially be million dollar prostitutes. The rich pay for a fantasy that usually involves some sort of sexual experience whether it is a straight up dominatrix you want, or the seduction of a student. People didn't like the idea of a show about prostitution which is unfortunately one of the reasons it was ultimately cancelled. But while it does have prostitution as a recurring theme within the show it is not what it is actually about. The main point the show portrays is the dangers of technology and how easy it can be to abuse it. As well as the threat it can pose to a society if used for ill gains.
The story revolves mostly around one specific doll named Echo (Eliza Dushka). Echo is an anomaly and continues to become more and more odd as the show continues. Eventually she compounds all of the uploads she has been given to become a single entity with over 40 minds in her head. Each with their own thoughts and abilities. Echo wants to free all the dolls and eventually bring down the Rossum Corporation which is controlling the whole Dollhouse and its technologies.
The show has plot twists, fight scenes, intrigue, sabotage, and much more. The show also casts some amazing actors such as Alan Tudyk, and Summer Glau, both of which also starred on another Fox Network cancellation which was also created by Joss Whedon called Firefly. (review will eventually come). However I would like to make special mention of 2 of the shows actors in particular. First is Fran Kranz who played the role of Topher Brink. Topher is a highly intelligent man who is the mastermind behind programming the dolls in this house. He is a highly playful person who in a way considers the dolls as his toys. He eventually does start to feel some moral problems and the actor does quite well at portraying that emotional struggle because while Topher is the most intelligent person in most rooms, he is also the most childlike. The other special mention goes to actor Enver Gjokaj who plays another doll named Victor. Victor gets to play the largest range of characters. He is a mob informant, Miss Lonely-Hearts sex doll, a brilliant and yet childlike scientist(yes he plays Topher) a soldier, and more. And each role I keep forgetting that its all the same actor. He is extremely good at his craft and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing him in episodes.
I really enjoyed this show. It was clever, the acting was top notch, the plot was fascinating and kept me interested in what would happen next. It also had some sexy parts when we would see Eliza Dushka dressed up for her next engagement. I am also curious what would have changed for the show if it hadn't been cancelled even though they did finish the show. I give Dollhouse a 10.5 out of 11.
Dollhouse is about a secret business known as the Dollhouse which caters to the rich and powerful. The Dollhouse uses its dolls to fulfill the fantasies that these rich people have. The dolls are people who have signed their lives away for 5 years. After that time they will be returned to normal with more money then they could even dream for. During those 5 years their minds are wiped and they are turned into living dolls. These dolls can be programmed like a computer with memories, skills, abilities, and personality traits. For example, you want a beautiful woman who knows how to fence, likes to dance, and knows some amazing sexual techniques. They can do that. It should be noted that one of the things most people have a problem with is the fact the dolls main purpose is to essentially be million dollar prostitutes. The rich pay for a fantasy that usually involves some sort of sexual experience whether it is a straight up dominatrix you want, or the seduction of a student. People didn't like the idea of a show about prostitution which is unfortunately one of the reasons it was ultimately cancelled. But while it does have prostitution as a recurring theme within the show it is not what it is actually about. The main point the show portrays is the dangers of technology and how easy it can be to abuse it. As well as the threat it can pose to a society if used for ill gains.
The story revolves mostly around one specific doll named Echo (Eliza Dushka). Echo is an anomaly and continues to become more and more odd as the show continues. Eventually she compounds all of the uploads she has been given to become a single entity with over 40 minds in her head. Each with their own thoughts and abilities. Echo wants to free all the dolls and eventually bring down the Rossum Corporation which is controlling the whole Dollhouse and its technologies.
The show has plot twists, fight scenes, intrigue, sabotage, and much more. The show also casts some amazing actors such as Alan Tudyk, and Summer Glau, both of which also starred on another Fox Network cancellation which was also created by Joss Whedon called Firefly. (review will eventually come). However I would like to make special mention of 2 of the shows actors in particular. First is Fran Kranz who played the role of Topher Brink. Topher is a highly intelligent man who is the mastermind behind programming the dolls in this house. He is a highly playful person who in a way considers the dolls as his toys. He eventually does start to feel some moral problems and the actor does quite well at portraying that emotional struggle because while Topher is the most intelligent person in most rooms, he is also the most childlike. The other special mention goes to actor Enver Gjokaj who plays another doll named Victor. Victor gets to play the largest range of characters. He is a mob informant, Miss Lonely-Hearts sex doll, a brilliant and yet childlike scientist(yes he plays Topher) a soldier, and more. And each role I keep forgetting that its all the same actor. He is extremely good at his craft and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing him in episodes.
I really enjoyed this show. It was clever, the acting was top notch, the plot was fascinating and kept me interested in what would happen next. It also had some sexy parts when we would see Eliza Dushka dressed up for her next engagement. I am also curious what would have changed for the show if it hadn't been cancelled even though they did finish the show. I give Dollhouse a 10.5 out of 11.
Monday, June 24, 2013
PG Porn
Now don't knock this just cause Porn is in the Title. This is by far one of the funniest series I have ever watched. Brought to us by James Gunn on the Spike TV network. Each episode is about 4 minutes long, with a total of 8 episodes.
No, this is not actual porn. Not softcore or hardcore. This is essentially a porn parody. As each episode actually says at the end. "For people who love everything about porn...except the sex."
First off this show is about taking a relatively mainstream actor like Firefly's Nathan Fillion, Smallville's Michael Rosenbaum, Firefly's Alan Tudyk, Gilmore Girl's Sean Gunn, and The Office's Craig Robinson. Then paring them with a popular porn star like Aria Giovanni, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze and Bree Olson. Each episode has these characters who are based in various scenarios such as a construction worker, Charlie Brown, a mechanic, etc. The sexual innuendo is fairly high, however it is tastefully done. No tits, to cooch, no penis. Some implied touching and a single drawn penis.
I found this series to be absolutely hilarious. The acting was bad, however that was bad acting on purpose to further the joke. The scenarios were comical, the resolutions even better. I give this show an 11 out of 11. Short, to the point, funny, a must see.
No, this is not actual porn. Not softcore or hardcore. This is essentially a porn parody. As each episode actually says at the end. "For people who love everything about porn...except the sex."
First off this show is about taking a relatively mainstream actor like Firefly's Nathan Fillion, Smallville's Michael Rosenbaum, Firefly's Alan Tudyk, Gilmore Girl's Sean Gunn, and The Office's Craig Robinson. Then paring them with a popular porn star like Aria Giovanni, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze and Bree Olson. Each episode has these characters who are based in various scenarios such as a construction worker, Charlie Brown, a mechanic, etc. The sexual innuendo is fairly high, however it is tastefully done. No tits, to cooch, no penis. Some implied touching and a single drawn penis.
I found this series to be absolutely hilarious. The acting was bad, however that was bad acting on purpose to further the joke. The scenarios were comical, the resolutions even better. I give this show an 11 out of 11. Short, to the point, funny, a must see.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Eureka 7 & Eureka 7 AO
Today's is a 2 part review. Of course both parts go well together because they are based off each other.
First off both are anime shows centered around a young man who gets thrown into working with some company that eventually ends up being completely different than first assumed. They both pilot a Mech known as "The Nirvash" which is the base model of all other Mech units in the world.
Eureka 7 centers on Renton. A boy who falls in love with Eureka, an odd girl with turquoise hair. Eureka is a part of the Gekkostate, a rogue group whose ideals are to survive any means necessary and to find the perfect waves to surf. The second taking priority of just about anything else. The show takes a whole bunch of twists and turns sending the story all over the place without being confusing. We learn that the members of Gekkostate are all trying to atone for previous wrongs in their lives. These wrongs confuse and anger Renton until he finally gets over it. The crew also has a habit of messing with their newest member. Which of course is Renton.
The story also reveals that 10,000 years ago mankind had to flee Earth due to the Scub Coral which was covering the planet. Additionally we learn that the Scub Coral is an intelligent being which wanted friendship with humans, but also required the planet itself to merge with. The Scub Coral took the planet and eventually covered the entire surface with its coral-like surface. 10,000 years mankind wandered the stars and resettled on a planet which happened to be their original Earth. Only this time the surface was completely different. This "new" world was quickly settled upon and the humans discovered the atmosphere itself enriched with particles allowing a person to surf on the skys themselves.
Through the story we learn secrets of Eureka, the crew and of Rentons family which have all disappeared. The Mech fights are usually quick and involve little to no actual hand to hand combat. Mostly just shooting guns and dodging missiles. But i still found them to be rather entertaining. The show has 50 episodes each being about 22 minutes long.
Eureka 7 AO takes place in more present history. It also is the time period when the planet was first being invaded by the Scub Coral. This follows Ao, a young boy who is very similar to Renton. We learn he is the son of Eureka. She traveled back in time and gave birth to him 10,000 years before her own time so he would grow up in a different environment. Ao joins Generation Blue's Team Pied Piper. They fight Secrets. We learn later that Secrets are like inter-spatial white blood cells. They are their to try to destroy the disease of the Scub Coral on the planet. But in the process they end up killing thousands of humans and alter huge parts of history. For instance a Scub Coral explosion occurred just before WWII in Tokyo. Because of this Japan never attacked Pearl Harbor, and subsequently the US never nuked Japan. The fight scenes are very similar to the original Eureka 7 fights. Guns and dodging missiles. The series has 24 episodes each being about 22 minutes long.
In the end i enjoyed the original more, but Ao was still entertaining. Eureka 7 receives a 9.5 out of 11. And Eureka 7 AO receives a 7.5 out of 11.
First off both are anime shows centered around a young man who gets thrown into working with some company that eventually ends up being completely different than first assumed. They both pilot a Mech known as "The Nirvash" which is the base model of all other Mech units in the world.
Eureka 7 centers on Renton. A boy who falls in love with Eureka, an odd girl with turquoise hair. Eureka is a part of the Gekkostate, a rogue group whose ideals are to survive any means necessary and to find the perfect waves to surf. The second taking priority of just about anything else. The show takes a whole bunch of twists and turns sending the story all over the place without being confusing. We learn that the members of Gekkostate are all trying to atone for previous wrongs in their lives. These wrongs confuse and anger Renton until he finally gets over it. The crew also has a habit of messing with their newest member. Which of course is Renton.
The story also reveals that 10,000 years ago mankind had to flee Earth due to the Scub Coral which was covering the planet. Additionally we learn that the Scub Coral is an intelligent being which wanted friendship with humans, but also required the planet itself to merge with. The Scub Coral took the planet and eventually covered the entire surface with its coral-like surface. 10,000 years mankind wandered the stars and resettled on a planet which happened to be their original Earth. Only this time the surface was completely different. This "new" world was quickly settled upon and the humans discovered the atmosphere itself enriched with particles allowing a person to surf on the skys themselves.
Through the story we learn secrets of Eureka, the crew and of Rentons family which have all disappeared. The Mech fights are usually quick and involve little to no actual hand to hand combat. Mostly just shooting guns and dodging missiles. But i still found them to be rather entertaining. The show has 50 episodes each being about 22 minutes long.
Eureka 7 AO takes place in more present history. It also is the time period when the planet was first being invaded by the Scub Coral. This follows Ao, a young boy who is very similar to Renton. We learn he is the son of Eureka. She traveled back in time and gave birth to him 10,000 years before her own time so he would grow up in a different environment. Ao joins Generation Blue's Team Pied Piper. They fight Secrets. We learn later that Secrets are like inter-spatial white blood cells. They are their to try to destroy the disease of the Scub Coral on the planet. But in the process they end up killing thousands of humans and alter huge parts of history. For instance a Scub Coral explosion occurred just before WWII in Tokyo. Because of this Japan never attacked Pearl Harbor, and subsequently the US never nuked Japan. The fight scenes are very similar to the original Eureka 7 fights. Guns and dodging missiles. The series has 24 episodes each being about 22 minutes long.
In the end i enjoyed the original more, but Ao was still entertaining. Eureka 7 receives a 9.5 out of 11. And Eureka 7 AO receives a 7.5 out of 11.
Family Guy
This is a highly offensive, rude, sometimes racist, sexist, Megist, and yet it is also absolutely Hilarious. The show first came out in 1999 and is still running. It is currently on its 11th season and is closing in on its 200th episode. The show has been offensive toward almost every religion, race, gender, sexual orientation, and just about everything else. Which personally i feel that if you make fun of everything then you are specifically targeting anyone or anything. However specific episodes do tend to target something for that episode. The show can be pretty intense when they have violent episodes. And the show contains a lot of sexual humor. This is an animated series and watching it on television it is rather edited. Many episodes contain curse words including fuck. Which as I said, you only hear most of that if you watch it somewhere other than television. A couple of the middle seasons even show Peter's penis and a few other peoples body parts. But as they are animated, and not in a particularly sexual fashion it would not classify as pornographic by most standards.
The show centers around Peter Griffin and his family. Peter is a fat, alcoholic, small penis, mischievous, lazy person. He is most identifiable by his chin which looks like a pair of testicles. His wife is Lois who is a thin, large-breasted, red-haired, woman who learns to fight quite well. She is often shown throwing excitement into the sex life of their relationship. They have 3 children, the oldest being Meg. Everyone hates Meg. Meg is always wearing a pink hat, she is thin and even though people are constantly joking about how ugly and undesirable she is, she ends up dating quite a few people including the neighbors boy, the Mayor Adam West, and the local pharmacist's boy. At one point they do address the problematic relationship with her family. Meg even called everyone out and yelled at them, they realized how terrible they were and the family completely fell apart. Which led to Meg accepting the role of being the family's Lightning Rod of Hate. In this roll she is often told to shut up, farted on, mocked, and all kinds of unsavory treatment. Next up is Chris. He takes after his fathers genes in being fat and having a ball like chin. Chris is interestingly enough the smallest family role. He is only centered in a few episodes. However he does get to shine when it comes to the 3 Star Wars episodes as he is the role of Luke Skywalker. Lastly there is Stewie. Stewie is psychopathic and ridiculously intelligent, oh and did i mention he is a baby. He is constantly trying to kill his mother out of spite. He has invented hundreds of machines and devices, and his family doesn't know anything. The show fluctuates on whether or not the family can actually understand him or not. Except Brian the Dog. Brian is the family dog. He is able to talk and usually walks on 2 legs. He has sex with people and only on rare occasions even acts like a dog. Brian is a snobby failed book writer who is constantly contradicting himself. Him and Stewie often are seen on various "Road To..." trips where they travel in time, dimensions, or through fantasies and legends.
There are other characters that are friends, enemies, or family that frequent the show. The show also throws random moments about the characters actually being actors. Jokes about going on strike or hating the lines they receive occur frequently.
I find this show to be quite funny on most occasions. However many of the ruder jokes make me groan and their idea of comedy on occasion. But all in all i give the show an 8. I find it very funny, but at times it feels they are trying a little too hard for the laugh.
There are other characters that are friends, enemies, or family that frequent the show. The show also throws random moments about the characters actually being actors. Jokes about going on strike or hating the lines they receive occur frequently.
I find this show to be quite funny on most occasions. However many of the ruder jokes make me groan and their idea of comedy on occasion. But all in all i give the show an 8. I find it very funny, but at times it feels they are trying a little too hard for the laugh.
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Supernatural
Today's show is my first reviewed show which is still currently running. Supernatural is a wonderful science fiction tale of 2 brothers fighting the evils of the world. These evils of course are of a supernatural nature. The show first aired in 2005. It is currently on its 8th season and currently has 156 episodes. The most recent episode came out on November 14th, 2012 and was titled "A Little Slice of Kevin." This show has moderate language, some sexual content, some sexual humor, and a shit ton of violence and gore. While the show may not show a persons throat being ripped out, they love showing blood splatter. A lot of blood splatter. Sometimes they show blood splatter even when what occurred would not have actually yielded blood splattering. But I'll get into that in a bit.
Supernatural is a drama. The creators consider the show to be a modern western. The good guys ride into town, defeat the bad guys, kiss the damsel, and ride off into the sunset rarely ever seen again. Which is actually how most episodes are formatted. 2 brothers Sam and Dean Winchester are what are known as Hunters. Hunters fight and kill/vanquish anything that is attacking innocents(and sometimes not so innocent). The things they kill range to a large variety of things from Werewolves and Vampires(not sparkly ones, but blood thirsty murderous evil ones), to Demons and Ghosts, and even to Angels and gods. Not God God. No one knows where he is. But gods ranging from Pagan to Egyptian gods. The show incorporates many different cultural beliefs and creatures. They use Native American lore, Pagan Lore, Roman and Greek Lore, and in later seasons a whole lot of Christian Lore. The various evil entities even form different types of sects, covens, and political groups. The Demons have hierarchy, the Werewolves sometimes have packs, and the Vampires have families.
Sam and Dean have an interesting relationship. Their father raised them both to be Hunters. But Sam didn't want that life, and he never really did. The series starts with Sam off at college, and Dean searching for his father who has disappeared. Dean convinces Sam to help him on a hunt, but when its all over and Sam goes back to school his girlfriend is brutally murdered before his eyes in the exact way their mother died. With the feeling of nothing to return to, Sam decides to join Dean and travel the country hunting. The two of them travel back and forth in their trusty stead; the 67 Chevrolet Impala. Unfortunately the Impala has to be completely rebuilt a few times throughout the series. But the true emotional value isn't fully revealed until Season 5. In the trunk are a large variety of weapons, fake IDs and materials which are used for protection, summonings, and concealment.
The show twists and turns throughout the years. Each season generally having a theme or ending goal. For example, Season 2 deals mostly with demons, Season 4 is all about Lucifer and preventing him from being able to escape from Hell. Season 5 is mostly about conflict between brothers. Season 7 is all about Leviathan and their worldwide plans for mass destruction. Even though the season as a whole has these themes or ending goal, not every episode in the season actually has something to do with the end. You could consider these other episodes to be kind of like filler episodes. Or episodes in between all of the seasons main plot points. Essentially showing how the brothers spend their time when they are searching for new leads into how to prevent the catastrophic evil.
Comically the series introduces a Prophet of God whose job as Prophet is to write a new testament of sorts. This new testament that Chuck writes is the story of Sam and Dean Winchester. In other words Chuck writes a book which completely and accurately records the events and actions of Sam and Dean as they fight the forces of evil. Chuck writes these tales and then publishes them under the book series title of Supernatural. Essentially publishing a book for each episode of the series. Supernatural has a small number of fans, of which are all classically nerd obsessed people. Some of these fans even write fan fictions about the characters. Sam and Dean come across these books eventually and the fan fictions as well. Quite a few jokes are mentioned about these fan fictions and how most of them show Sam and Dean as gay lovers. All of this is in reference to real life fan fictions and real life fans of the show. Additionally through the fans a funny little note comes up that Sam and Dean should apparently should keep their weapons on a bungee, because in almost every episode in the show one or both of them get thrown into a tree, or a wall or something, and evidently drop or lose their weapon.
Spoiler Alert For The Whole Next Paragraph. Highlight to Read.
Another aspect of the show that comes up quite a bit is Psychic powers which Sam gets, but then loses, but gets back. And all kinds of crazy stuff, but luckily that ends eventually. And just so you know the episodes that tend to be the most violent, the most bloody gory are the ones with Witches or Pagan Gods. The Witches curse people so that they die horrible, bloody deaths. In one episode a guy eats a whole bunch of candy. After ingesting it he feels a pain. So he puts his hand in his mouth and pulls out a razor blade. Unfortunately that's not all. The blade is attached to a line, he pulls and pulls eventually pulling out like 3-4 more blades which of course were being pulled out from his stomach and through his throat. Needless to say, he died. The Pagan God episodes are bloody because they all long for sacrifice and worship, need i say more.
I almost forgot to talk about the blood splatter. If you watch the entire series you should note that almost every episode, if not every episode(i currently can't think of a single one that didn't have a blood splatter at some point, but there still might be one) has blood splatter. Someone gets bludgeoned, blood splatter on the wall or floor nearby. A Vampire attacks a victim, blood splatter on the wall behind them. A car drops off a block and traps the mechanic underneath, blood splatter on the floor and wall. And the blood splatter that i will note as the most ridiculous and doesn't make sense for the scenario goes to Episode 16 in Season 7, "Out With The Old." A girl accidentally buys a pare of cursed ballet slippers which make you dance to death. She put them on and dances and dances. Finally at the music crescendo blood splatter all over the walls. Which you find out later that she danced till her feet broke off and she died. I cannot fathom a reason why blood would splatter in that manner on the wall unless she was flicking her stumps repeatedly in the direction of the wall. But i digress.
This show is fantastic. I love the suspense and character development. The fact that they essentially break the 4th wall with fan fiction and random time travel. And a creature known as a trickster doing whatever the fuck he wants to and being mostly invincible while he does it is fascinating. At one point the brothers break through a window only to land on the set the actors are filming on. This throws the brothers characters into our world, and that they are just actors. While it is a "Drama" it has a lot of comical episodes which range from Groundhog's Day Scenarios to being on the Hollywood sets and mentioning the TV Series Gilmore Girls of which has a shared actor. Sam plays the boyfriend on Gilmore Girls whose name funnily enough is Dean.
As I said, I love Supernatural, it is well written. Many episodes are like watching a horror movie, but it 45 minutes. But the show does bring up some ridiculous leaps and bounds, often times leaving gaping hole which you can't help but ask, Really? I give Supernatural a 9.5 out of 11. But as it is still ongoing, and has been planned to officially end after Season 10, we shall see how it fairs in its final moments.
Supernatural is a drama. The creators consider the show to be a modern western. The good guys ride into town, defeat the bad guys, kiss the damsel, and ride off into the sunset rarely ever seen again. Which is actually how most episodes are formatted. 2 brothers Sam and Dean Winchester are what are known as Hunters. Hunters fight and kill/vanquish anything that is attacking innocents(and sometimes not so innocent). The things they kill range to a large variety of things from Werewolves and Vampires(not sparkly ones, but blood thirsty murderous evil ones), to Demons and Ghosts, and even to Angels and gods. Not God God. No one knows where he is. But gods ranging from Pagan to Egyptian gods. The show incorporates many different cultural beliefs and creatures. They use Native American lore, Pagan Lore, Roman and Greek Lore, and in later seasons a whole lot of Christian Lore. The various evil entities even form different types of sects, covens, and political groups. The Demons have hierarchy, the Werewolves sometimes have packs, and the Vampires have families.
Sam and Dean have an interesting relationship. Their father raised them both to be Hunters. But Sam didn't want that life, and he never really did. The series starts with Sam off at college, and Dean searching for his father who has disappeared. Dean convinces Sam to help him on a hunt, but when its all over and Sam goes back to school his girlfriend is brutally murdered before his eyes in the exact way their mother died. With the feeling of nothing to return to, Sam decides to join Dean and travel the country hunting. The two of them travel back and forth in their trusty stead; the 67 Chevrolet Impala. Unfortunately the Impala has to be completely rebuilt a few times throughout the series. But the true emotional value isn't fully revealed until Season 5. In the trunk are a large variety of weapons, fake IDs and materials which are used for protection, summonings, and concealment.
The show twists and turns throughout the years. Each season generally having a theme or ending goal. For example, Season 2 deals mostly with demons, Season 4 is all about Lucifer and preventing him from being able to escape from Hell. Season 5 is mostly about conflict between brothers. Season 7 is all about Leviathan and their worldwide plans for mass destruction. Even though the season as a whole has these themes or ending goal, not every episode in the season actually has something to do with the end. You could consider these other episodes to be kind of like filler episodes. Or episodes in between all of the seasons main plot points. Essentially showing how the brothers spend their time when they are searching for new leads into how to prevent the catastrophic evil.
Comically the series introduces a Prophet of God whose job as Prophet is to write a new testament of sorts. This new testament that Chuck writes is the story of Sam and Dean Winchester. In other words Chuck writes a book which completely and accurately records the events and actions of Sam and Dean as they fight the forces of evil. Chuck writes these tales and then publishes them under the book series title of Supernatural. Essentially publishing a book for each episode of the series. Supernatural has a small number of fans, of which are all classically nerd obsessed people. Some of these fans even write fan fictions about the characters. Sam and Dean come across these books eventually and the fan fictions as well. Quite a few jokes are mentioned about these fan fictions and how most of them show Sam and Dean as gay lovers. All of this is in reference to real life fan fictions and real life fans of the show. Additionally through the fans a funny little note comes up that Sam and Dean should apparently should keep their weapons on a bungee, because in almost every episode in the show one or both of them get thrown into a tree, or a wall or something, and evidently drop or lose their weapon.
Spoiler Alert For The Whole Next Paragraph. Highlight to Read.
Everybody Dies. Seriously. Everyone in the show dies. Literally. I have told people this before who are just starting to watch the series and they of course laugh and think i am joking. But I am not. Everybody dies eventually(except Garth...at least not yet) Sam, Dean, their Dad all die and go to Hell. Luckily for Sam and Dean they both are brought back out of Hell. But they did die. They experienced Hell. You meet other Hunters. And all of them(except Garth) die. Some people are brought back, some remain on Earth as Ghosts, but most of them die horrible and often painful deaths. And sadly the fate for almost all Hunters is a trip to Hell after death. Why? Because every Hunter is a Murderer. Most of the creatures they kill were humans at some point. And Hunters eventually all become ruthless and "heartless." They protect innocents, but they kill to do it. While i do love this show, it does start to be a little bit ridiculous when a season ends with Dean going to Hell or Purgatory and a year later gets out. Though Purgatory is explained better than the Hell escape. But it always comes down to Sam and Dean being more important than everyone else.
Another aspect of the show that comes up quite a bit is Psychic powers which Sam gets, but then loses, but gets back. And all kinds of crazy stuff, but luckily that ends eventually. And just so you know the episodes that tend to be the most violent, the most bloody gory are the ones with Witches or Pagan Gods. The Witches curse people so that they die horrible, bloody deaths. In one episode a guy eats a whole bunch of candy. After ingesting it he feels a pain. So he puts his hand in his mouth and pulls out a razor blade. Unfortunately that's not all. The blade is attached to a line, he pulls and pulls eventually pulling out like 3-4 more blades which of course were being pulled out from his stomach and through his throat. Needless to say, he died. The Pagan God episodes are bloody because they all long for sacrifice and worship, need i say more.
I almost forgot to talk about the blood splatter. If you watch the entire series you should note that almost every episode, if not every episode(i currently can't think of a single one that didn't have a blood splatter at some point, but there still might be one) has blood splatter. Someone gets bludgeoned, blood splatter on the wall or floor nearby. A Vampire attacks a victim, blood splatter on the wall behind them. A car drops off a block and traps the mechanic underneath, blood splatter on the floor and wall. And the blood splatter that i will note as the most ridiculous and doesn't make sense for the scenario goes to Episode 16 in Season 7, "Out With The Old." A girl accidentally buys a pare of cursed ballet slippers which make you dance to death. She put them on and dances and dances. Finally at the music crescendo blood splatter all over the walls. Which you find out later that she danced till her feet broke off and she died. I cannot fathom a reason why blood would splatter in that manner on the wall unless she was flicking her stumps repeatedly in the direction of the wall. But i digress.
This show is fantastic. I love the suspense and character development. The fact that they essentially break the 4th wall with fan fiction and random time travel. And a creature known as a trickster doing whatever the fuck he wants to and being mostly invincible while he does it is fascinating. At one point the brothers break through a window only to land on the set the actors are filming on. This throws the brothers characters into our world, and that they are just actors. While it is a "Drama" it has a lot of comical episodes which range from Groundhog's Day Scenarios to being on the Hollywood sets and mentioning the TV Series Gilmore Girls of which has a shared actor. Sam plays the boyfriend on Gilmore Girls whose name funnily enough is Dean.
As I said, I love Supernatural, it is well written. Many episodes are like watching a horror movie, but it 45 minutes. But the show does bring up some ridiculous leaps and bounds, often times leaving gaping hole which you can't help but ask, Really? I give Supernatural a 9.5 out of 11. But as it is still ongoing, and has been planned to officially end after Season 10, we shall see how it fairs in its final moments.
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